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[January 31, 2010]
I think we've found our new home. It's not massive, but, definitely not small by any means. It's two stories with a basement. Four bedrooms, four and a half baths. A good size kitchen. I figure we can turn the basement into an apartment. Maybe rent it out. Hook Jordan up with a place there, too. I like her. She's a nice girl. And doesn't mind watching the kids if we need her to and she doesn't have to work.

We're closing on it. Well, we're working on getting that done. It'll be a month or so, I'm sure.

Kiele's coming to town soon. I'm looking forward to seeing her. I know things ended badly, but, we still have children together, and, we're both adults (kinda). I'd like to think we've gotten over that. I've been keeping in touch. As much to see how she's doing as well as the kids. So. Before she heads off to Prague, she's coming into town to give me some Nick/Leni time before they head overseas.

Bianca's also back in town. Good. Little brat. Parading around Paris. Psh. Joss > Paris. Obviously. It'll be good to see the other baby Kendall, too.

And now I'm going to take my lovely little family for pancakes. Mmm. IHOP > Paris, too. Especially when they have all you can eat pancakes.
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[January 14, 2010]
I hate running with Hannah. Just so everyone knows. She makes me keep up with her. I'm not a runner. And holy God does she make me run. I think I collapsed a lung yesterday. She said I was being a big baby. I told her she was dumb and didn't know because she wasn't a doctor. She just snorted (YES SNORTED) at me and ran off. Can you believe that shit?! She LEFT ME. How's that for loving?!

I'll remember this next time it's 3 am and Damien's crying wakes up EB.... Oh yes. I will.
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[December 26, 2009]
I don't see anything wrong with giving my younger brother a box of condoms and telling him to be safe. Who cares if I said it was a "joint" present for him and Jordan. In front of our parents and Hannah's.

Hannah asked why he hadn't killed me yet. I told her becase I'm larger than him.... It's true.

And, hey.... maybe it'll get him some! If so, you're very welcome, Damien. :)
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[September 26, 2009]






Oh EB. You're going to be so embarrassed when you're older. All my babies are good. I'm going to LA in two weeks. Have some Nick and Leni time. I'm excited. I do miss them. It's why I miss LA. Because of my children.
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